Big ringers for 2 dingers: 25 cigars, $2.40 per, 81% off

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Well spank my behind and make me a martini! When it comes to deals, I gotta have it. You with me? I miss too many deals like this and start feeling the urge to raise the jolly roger and cut some throats. Nip that impulse in the bud by picking up this motherlode of a deal. It's the Chonkucopia Horn o' Plumpin 25-Cigar Big-Ring Combo. Aptly named, this one brings twenty-five luscious and full-figured premiums to you shipped free for just $60. Many many, mucho mucho. All inclusive, all fat, all for just $2.40 a pop. Not sure how this got through, but mathematics ain't my strong suit so jump on this before the killjoys in accounting shut er down!